ALMOST-HAS-A-WITTY-TITLE (WE REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME!) CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR. A Reasonable Facsimile Theatre presents a holiday comedy. Opens Fri, 8 pm. Fri-Sat, 8 pm. $15. To Dec. 27. The Cornservatory, 4210 N. Lincoln. (773) 418-4475.

BLACK NATIVITY. Congo Square Theatre presents it’s annual staging of Langston Hughes adaptation of the nativity story. Previews Fri-Nov. 28. $32. Opens Nov. 30, 6 pm. Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat, 2, 7:30 pm; Sun, 3 pm. Additional performance Dec. 24, 26, 7:30 pm. $40. To Dec. 28. Chicago Center for the Performing Arts, 777 N. Green. (312) 733-6000.

A CHRISTMAS CAROL. The Goodman Theatre presents the holiday classic. Previews Fri-Nov. 29. Opens Nov. 30, 6:30 pm. Days and times vary; call for schedule. $25-$72. To Dec. 31. Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn. (312) 443-3800.

DON’T DRESS FOR DINNER. Marc Camoletti’s comedy about a case of mistaken identity stars Patricia Kalember and Jeffrey Donovan. Directed by John Tillinger. Previews to Sat. Opens Sun, 6 pm. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4:30, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 5 pm. $49.50-$59.50. To Jan. 11. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000.

THE MAIDS. Writers’ Theatre presents Jean Genet’s thriller in which the line between fantasy and reality takes a deadly turn. Directed by Jimmy McDermott. Previews to Dec. 2. Opens Dec. 3, 7:30 pm. Tue-Wed, 7:30 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 6 pm. Additional performance Dec. 10, Jan. 7, Feb. 4, March 11, 18, April 1, 2 pm; Dec. 22, 29, 7:30 pm. No performance Nov. 27, Dec. 24-25, 31, Jan. 1, March 10, 17. No evening performance Dec. 14, Jan. 11, Feb. 8, April 5. $40-$65. To April 5. Writers’ Theatre, 664 Vernon, Glencoe. (847) 242-6000.

A MIDSUMMER NIGHT’S DREAM. Chicago Shakespeare Theater presents Tim Supple’s Indian-inspired staging of the Bard’s classic, featuring a cast of artists from India and Sri Lanka. Preview Tue. Opens Wed, 7:30 pm. Tue-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $60, $75. To Dec. 7. Chicago Shakespeare Theater on Navy Pier, 800 E. Grand. (312) 595-5600.

RADIO CITY CHRISTMAS SPECTACULAR. The annual holiday show. Previews to Fri. Opens Sat, 1 pm. Nov. 22, 4:30, 8 pm; Nov. 23, 1, 4 pm; Nov. 25, 10:30 am; Nov. 26, 2, 7:30 pm; Nov. 28, 1, 4:30, 8 pm; Nov. 29, 11 am, 2, 5, 8 pm; Dec. 3-4, 2, 7:30 pm; Dec. 5, 2, 8 pm; Dec. 6, 11 am, 2, 5, 8 pm; Dec. 7, 1, 4:30 pm. $25-$65. Rosemont Theatre, 5400 N. River Rd., Rosemont. (312) 559-1212.

ROBINSON CRUSOE. Piccolo Theatre presents presents its annual holiday panto. Directed by John Szostek. Opens Fri, 8 pm. Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 7 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $15-$25. To Dec. 20. Evanston Arts Depot, 600 Main, Evanston. (847) 424-0089.

SOIREE DADA: SCHMUCKT DER HALLEN. WNEP Theater presents a show that sets out to destroy and rebuild Christmas. Directed by Don Hall. Opens Fri, 7:30 pm. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 3 pm. No performance this Thu. $20. To Dec. 21. Storefront Theater, 66 E. Randolph. (312) 742-8497.

TOMATO/TOMATOE. Kevin Miller and Sherman Edwards present the second installment of a show that follows the formula of a live television sitcom. Opens Fri, 10:30 pm. Fri, 10:30 pm. $12. To Dec. 26. Donny’s Skybox Theatre, 1608 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992.

A VERY NEO-FUTURIST CHRISTMAS CAROL. The Neo-Futurists present their twist on Charles Dickens classic. Co-directed by Chloe Johnston and Kristie K. Vuocolo. Preview Fri. Opens Sat, 8 pm. Thu-Sat, 8 pm. No performance this Thu. Additional performance Nov. 30, Dec. 21, 2 pm; Dec. 16-17, 22-23, 8 pm. $15; pay-what-you-can on Thu. To Dec. 23. Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. (773) 275-5255.

A WONDERFUL LIFE. Theatre at the Center presents the musical adaptation of the holiday classic “It’s a Wonderful Life.” Directed by Stacey Flaster. Opens Fri, 8 pm. Wed-Thu, 2 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. Call for additional performances. $36, $40. To Dec. 21. Theatre at the Center, 1040 Ridge, Munster. (800) 511-1552.

ALADDIN. Marriott Theatre for Young Audiences presents Alan Menken, Howard Ashman, Tim Rice and Jim Luigs’ musical based on the Disney film. Directed by Rachel Rockwell. Mon-Tue, Thu-Fri, 10 am; Sat, 11 am; Sun, 10 am. $12. To Jan. 4. Marriott Theatre, 10 Marriott Dr., Lincolnshire. (847) 634-0200.

ALL SHOOK UP. The Marriott Theatre presents the musical featuring the songs of Elvis Presley. Directed by Marc Robin. Wed, 1, 8 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2:30, 8 pm; Sun, 1, 5 pm. $45. Dinner packages available. To Dec. 7. Marriott Theatre, 10 Marriott Dr., Lincolnshire. (847) 634-0200. (Recommended, Weiss)

ANUNG’S FIRST AMERICAN CHRISTMAS. Vitalist Theatre presents Robin Metz’s adaptation of Carl Nordgren’s novella about a magical, pre-Columbian legend of the Anishinaabe people in which a boy embarks upon his vision quest. Directed by Elizabeth Carlin-Metz. Thu-Sat, 7 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. Additional performance Nov. 29, Dec. 27, Jan. 3, 2:30 pm. $12-$25. To Jan. 4. Theatre Building Chicago, 1225 W. Belmont. (773) 327-5252.

ARE YOU THERE GOD? IT’S ME SATAN. Robot vs. Dinosaur presents a comedy that follows a father-son journey through the denizens of hell. Fri, 10 pm; closes Sat, 10 pm. $12. Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N. Milwaukee. (773) 598-4549.

ARRANGEMENTS. Pavement Group presents Ken Weitzman’s dark comedy about siblings, compulsion and navigating an an identity for one’s self. Directed by Meghan Beals McCarthy. Fri-Sun, 7:30 pm. $20. To Nov. 30. EP Theater, 1820 S. Halsted. (773) 278-9083.

THE AUTUMN GARDEN. Eclipse Theatre presents Lillian Hellman’s drama about old friends who reunite at a summer home only to discover they cannot escape their past. Directed by Nathaniel Swift. Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 3, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $25. To Dec. 21. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336.

THE AWESOME ’80S PROM. Ken Davenport and the Class of 1989’s interactive romp through the 1980s. Sat, 8 pm. $39. Open run. RadioStar, 901 W. Weed. (877) 723-7766.

BELLE BARTH: IF I EMBARRASS YOU, TELL YOUR FRIENDS. Theo Unique Theatre presents Joanne Koch, Ilya Levinson, Owen Kalt and Sarah Blacher Cohen’s musical about the 1950s sensation who sold millions of records with her “too-blue-for-Ed-Sullivan” comedy. Directed by Fred Anzevino. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $20. To Dec. 21. No Exit Cafe, 6970 N. Glenwood. (773) 347-1109.

THE BEST OF THE SECOND CITY. The Second City’s stars of tomorrow perform work originally written by past alumni, including Bill Murray, Tina Fey and Steve Carell. Sat, 4 pm; Mon, 8 pm. $19. Open run. The Second City e.t.c. Theatre, 1608 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992.

BLACK GOLD. Prop Thtr presents Seth Rozin’s satire about oil politics. Directed by Scott Vehill. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $20. To Dec. 21. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (773) 539-7838.

BUSTIN’ OUT OF HELL. Factory Theater presents Scot Okin’s comedy about a man with many questions about the afterlife. Directed by Eric Thomas Roach. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. No performance Nov. 28. $20. To Dec. 6. Prop Thtr, 3502 N. Elston. (866) 811-4111.

THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV. Lookingglass Theatre presents Heidi Stillman’s adaptation of the classic Russian novel by Fyodor Dostoevsky. Directed by Stillman. Wed-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat-Sun, 2, 7:30 pm. $30-$60. To Dec. 7. Lookingglass Theatre, Water Tower Water Works, 821 N. Michigan. (312) 337-0665. (Recommended, Weiss)

CAMPAIGN SUPERNOVA! The Second City e.t.c. presents its newest show. Thu, 8 pm; Fri-Sat, 8, 11 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $19, $25. Open run. The Second City e.t.c., 1608 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992. (Highly recommended, Jevens)

CHEKHOV’S LIVE IN THE COUNTRY. Greasy Joan & Co. present a comedy adapted from short works by Anton Chekhov. Directed by Libby Ford. Thu-Sat, 8:30 pm; Sun, 3:30 pm. $12.50-$25. To Dec. 21. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336. (Recommended, Weiss)

A CHRISTMAS MEMORY; THE THANKSGIVING VISITOR. Provision Theater presents Tim Gregory’s adaptation of short stories by Truman Capote. Directed by Gregory. Wed, 1 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $26. To Dec. 21. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000.

A CHRISTMAS STORY. Nobel Fool Theatricals presents the adaptation of the holiday movie. Wed-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5, 8:30 pm; Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance Dec. 4, 18, 26, 2 pm; Dec. 11, 19, 10 am. $27, $38. Dinner packages available. To Dec. 27. Pheasant Run Resort, 4051 E. Main, St. Charles. (630) 584-6342.

THE CONFESSION. City Lit Theater presents Mary Roberts Rinehart’s drama about a woman caught up in circumstances beyond her control or understanding. Directed by Cameron Feagin. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. Additional performance Dec. 4, 11, 8 pm. $25. To Dec. 14. City Lit Theater, Edgewater Presbyterian Church, 1020 W. Bryn Mawr. (773) 293-3682.

CUT TO THE QUICK. The Side Project Theatre presents a short works festival: “Moot” by Matthew Ira Swaye, “Frag” by Michael John Garces and “What Happened When...” By Daniel Talbott. Sun, 5 pm; Wed, 7:30 pm. $12-$20. To Dec. 21. The Side Project Theatre, 1439 W. Jarvis. (773) 973-2150.

THE DEVIL’S DAUGHTER. La Costa Theatre presents Fred Paul Bailey’s play about a magician who falls for a beautiful woman who just happens to be the devil’s daughter. Directed by Jonathan Hymen. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 4 pm. $20. To Dec. 28. La Costa Theatre, 3931 N. Elston. (773) 866-0200.

DIONYSOS CUP FESTIVAL OF NEW PLAYS. Presented by Polarity Ensemble Theatre. This Sun, 2 pm: “The White Airplane” by Darren Callahan. $5; $10 festival pass. Josephinum Academy, 1500 N. Bell. (847) 293-7705.

DIRTY DANCING. Broadway in Chicago presents Eleanor Bergstein’s adaptation of the popular movie. Directed by James Powell. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. No evening performance Dec. 24-25, Jan. 1. Additional performance Dec. 26, 2 pm; Dec. 29, Jan. 4, 7:30 pm. $35-$100. To Jan. 17. Cadillac Palace Theatre, 151 W. Randolph. (312) 902-1400. (Recommended, Wiser)

DUBLIN CAROL. Steppenwolf Theatre presents Conor McPherson’s drama about a man, nearly destroyed by drinking, who is offered a chance to escape the burden of his past. Directed by Amy Morton. Wed-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat, 3, 7:30 pm; Sun, 7:30 pm. No performance this Thu. $50-$70. To Dec. 28. Steppenwolf Upstairs Theatre, 1650 N. Halsted. (312) 335-1650. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

THE FOX. The Artistic Home Theatre presents Alan Miller adaptation of a novella by D. H. Lawrence. Directed by John Mossman. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $18, $20. To Dec. 14. The Acting Studio, 3914 N. Clark. (866) 811-4111.

FROM THE MISSISSIPPI DELTA. eta Theatre presents Endesha Ida Mae Holland’s authobiographical drama that chronicles her journey from poverty in the Jim Crow South to civil rights activism, academic achievement and success as a Pulitzer Prize-nominated playwright. Directed by Audrey Morgan. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3, 7 pm. $30. To Jan. 11. eta Creative Arts Foundation, 7558 S. South Chicago. (773) 752-3955.

GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES. Circle Theatre presents the musical about two ex-showgirls who embark on a European cruise. Directed by Kevin Bellie. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. No performance Dec. 26-28. $20, $26. To Feb. 1. Circle Theatre, 7300 W. Madison, Forest Park. (708) 771-0700.

GREY GARDENS. Northlight Theatre presents Doug Wright, Michael Korie and Scott Frankel’s Tony Award-winning musical based on the lives of Edith Bouvier Beale and her daughter “Little Edie.” Directed by BJ Jones. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 1, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2:30, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30, 7 pm. No evening performance this Sun, Thu and Dec. 7, 10, 21. $25-$59. To Dec. 28. Northlight Theatre, North Shore Center for the Performing Arts, 9501 Skokie, Skokie. (847) 673-6300.

HARAM IRAN. Jay Paul Deratany’s drama about two Iranian teenagers who were executed in Iran for the “sin” of homosexuality. Directed by David Zak. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. No performance this Thu. $20. To Dec. 7. Athenaeum Theatre, 2936 N. Southport. (312) 902-1500.

A HOUSE WITH NO WALLS. TimeLine Theatre presents Thomas Gibbons drama that asks questions about race in America. Directed by Louis Contey. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance this Sat, 4 pm; Dec, 3, 10, 17, 7:30 pm. $25, $35. To Dec. 21. TimeLine Theatre, 615 W. Wellington. (773) 281-8463. (Recommended, Weiss)

AN INCREASINGLY UN-CORDIAL INVITATION. Found Objects Theatre and Curious Theatre Branch present Mark Chrisler’s play about psychics, magic and Harry Houdini. Directed by Kevlyn Hayes. Thu, 7 pm; Fri-Sat, 9 pm. $15. To Dec. 16. Acme Art Works at St. Paul’s Church, 2215 W. North. (312) 451-8289.

INDIANS. Northwestern University presents Arthur Kopit’s look at the life of master showman Buffalo Bill Cody. Directed by Shade Murray. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; closes Sun, 2 pm. $10-$20. Barber Theater, 30 Arts Circle, Evanston. (847) 491-7282.

JERSEY BOYS. Broadway in Chicago presents Marshall Brickman, Rick Elice, Bob Gaudio and Bob Crewe’s musical that tells the story of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. Directed by Des McAnuff. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $30-$95. Open run. LaSalle Bank Theatre, 18 W. Monroe. (312) 902-1400. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

JESUS HOPPED THE ‘A’ TRAIN. Raven Theatre presents Stephen Adly Guirgis’ urban drama about a young Latino man in jail for shooting a religious cult leader. Directed by Michael Menendian. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $25. To Dec. 6. Raven Theatre, 6157 N. Clark. (773) 338-2177.

JIGSAW. Theatre Momentum presents a broken-narrative improv show. Fri, 8 pm. $10. To Jan. 9. Oracle Theatre, 3809 N. Broadway. (773) 857-3858.

JON. Collaboraction presents Seth Bockley’s adaptation of George Saunders’ short story about a group of teens adopted by a corporation where they serve as a nonstop focus group. Directed by Bockley. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $25, $30. To Dec. 14. Building Stage, 412 N. Carpenter. (312) 226-9633.

LATE NITE CATECHISM. The Royal George Theatre presents Vicki Quade and Maripat Donovan’s comedy about a Catholic nun intent on teaching her own brand of catechism. Directed by Marc Silvia. Thu, Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $30. Open run. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted (312) 988-9000 or (312) 902-1500.

LOCAL TIME. The Goodman Theatre presents a staged reading of the first three plays in Noah Haidle’s 12-play cycle that trace a 24-hour period in the life of a town. This Mon, 7 pm: “Local Time: 7-9 AM.” Dec. 1, 7 pm: “Local Time: 9-11 AM.” Free, reservations are required. Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn. (312) 443-3800.

LOOK HOMEWARD ANGEL. The Artistic Home presents Ketti Frings’ play adapted from Thomas Wolfe’s coming-of-age novel. Directed by John Mossman. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $25, $28. To Dec. 21. The Artistic Home, 3914 N. Clark. (866) 811-4111. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

MAME. Drury Lane Theatre presents the classic about an eccentric socialite whose life is turned upside down when she is appointed guardian of her orphaned nephew. Directed by William Osetek. Wed, 1:30 pm; Thu, 1:30, 8 pm; Fri, 8:30 pm; Sat, 5, 8:30 pm; Sun, 2, 6 pm. $28-$33. To Dec. 21. Drury Lane Theatre, 100 Drury Lane, Oakbrook Terrace. (630) 530-0111. (Recommended, Weiss)

THE MARK OF ZORRO. Lifeline Theatre reprises its staging of Katie McLean’s adaptation of Johnston McCulley’s classic story. Directed by Dorothy Milne. Fri, 7:15 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; closes Sun, 4 pm. $30. Theatre Building Chicago, 1225 W. Belmont. (773) 327-5252.

THE MARRIAGE OF FIGARO. Remy Bumppo Theatre presents Ranjit Bolt’s bawdy adaptation of Beaumarchais’ classic. Directed by Jonathan Berry. Wed-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. Additional performance this Wed and Dec. 17, 2 pm. $40-$55. To Jan. 4. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336.

MEET ME IN ST. LOUIS. Drury Lane Theatre Water Tower Place presents the musical based on the classic movie. Directed by Jim Corti. Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 6 pm. Additional performance Nov. 28, 2 pm; Dec. 23, 7:30 pm; Dec. 26, 2 pm. $50-$60. To Jan. 4. Drury Lane Water Tower Place, 175 E. Chestnut. (312) 642-2000.

MEN OF TORTUGA. Profiles Theatre presents Jason Wells dark comedy about three men who scheme with a weapons specialist to eliminate the opposition. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $25, $30. To Dec. 7. Profiles Theatre, 4147 N. Broadway. (773) 549-1815. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET. Dee Gee Theatricals presents a new musical inspired by a 1956 recording session that brought together four legends — Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis, Carl Perkins and Elvis Presley. Co-directed by Eric Schaeffer and Floyd Mutrux. Wed, 2, 7;30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5, 8 pm; Sun, 3:30, 6:30 pm. Additional performance this Tue, 7:30 pm; Nov. 28, 2 pm. No evening performance this Wed-Thu. $25-$64.50. To Jan. 4. Apollo Theater, 2540 N. Lincoln. (773) 935-6100. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

NO COUNTRY FOR OLD WHITE MEN. The Second City presents its 95th revue. Directed by Jim Carlson. Thu-Thu, 8 pm; Fri-Sat, 8, 11 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $19, $25. Open run. The Second City, 1616 N. Wells. (312) 337-3992. (Somewhat recommended, Weiss)

THE OX-HERDER’S TALE. The MCA Theater presents puppet artists Blair Thomas & Company’s rendition of a Zen Buddhist parable. This Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat, 2, 8:30 pm; Sun, 3 pm; Tue, 7:30 pm; Nov. 29, 3, 7:30 pm; Nov. 30, 3 pm. $25. TO Nov. 30. MCA Theater, 220 E. Chicago. (312) 397-4010.

OUR BAD MAGNET. Mary-Arrchie Theatre presents Douglas Maxwell’s about three men who unite to piece together the circumstances of an incident from their past. Directed by Carlo Lorenzo Garcia. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $18-$22. To Dec. 21. Angel Island, 735 W. Sheridan. (773) 871-0442.

PICNIC. Writers’ Theatre presents William Inge’s drama about a charismatic young drifter who stirs things up in a small Kansas town. Directed by David Cromer. Tue-Wed, 7:30 pm; Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 6 pm. No evening performance this Wed-Thu. Additional performance this Wed, 2 pm. $50-$65. To Nov. 30. Writers Theatre, 325 Tudor, Glencoe. (847) 242-6000. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

THE PLAYBOY OF THE WESTERN WORLD. Columbia College Chicago presents John M. Synge’s classic. Directed by Paul Amandes. Fri-Sat, 7:30 pm; closes Sun, 3 pm. $10-$14. Getz Theater, 72 E. 11th. (312) 369-6126.

PROMISCUOUS STORIES. The Plagiarists present a work based on a collection of short stories written by Jonathan Lethem for use in the Promiscuous Materials Project. Directed by Gregory Peters. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; closes Sun, 7 pm. $20. Athenaeum Theatre, 2936 N. Southport. (312) 902-1500.

PUT THE NUNS IN CHARGE. Vicki Quade’s spinoff of the hit comedy, “Late Nite Catechism.” Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5 pm. Open run. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000.

QUEEN ELIZABETH’S DWARF. Victory Garden Theater’s Crip Slam presents Kathyrn Jones show that explores the role dwarves and other people with disabilites played in the queen’s court. This Sun, 7:30 pm. $10. Victory Gardens Biograph Theater, 2433 N. Lincoln. (773) 871-3000.

RADIO MACBETH. Court Theatre presents Siti Company’s adaptation of Shakespeare’s drama; a company of actor’s gather to rehearse the play and soon realize they are not alone. Co-directed by Anne Bogart and Darron L. West. Wed-Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 3, 8 pm; Sun, 2:30, 7:30 pm. $32-$56. To Dec. 7. Court Theatre, 5535 E. Ellis. (773) 753-4472. (Recommended, Weiss)

RUINED. The Goodman Theatre presents Lynn Nottage’s drama that captures the lives of the women and girls caught up in the armed conflict in the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Directed by Kate Whoriskey. Thu-Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance Nov. 30, 7:30 pm. No matinee performance this Thu. $10-$39. To Dec. 7. Goodman Theatre, 170 N. Dearborn. (312) 443-3800. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

SANTA’S GREAT AMERICAN DEPRESSION HOLIDAY SHOW! AMERICA. Sketch comedy and improv by actors from The Second City and iO. Directed by Michael Patrick Thornton. Thu-Sat, 8 pm. $10. To Dec. 13. The Gift Theatre, 4802 N. Milwaukee. (773) 283-7071.

THE SCREWTAPE LETTERS. Fellowship for the Performing Arts presents Jeffrey Fiske and Max McLean’s adaptation of C. S. Lewis’ novel that explores the theme of spiritual warfare from a demon’s point of view. Directed by Fiske. Wed-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 4, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $29-$48.50. To Jan. 4. Mercury Theater, 3745 N. Southport. (773) 325-1700. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

SHADOWLANDS. Redtwist Theatre presents William Nicholson’s drama about the love story between writer C. S. Lewis and poet Joy Gresham. Directed by Steve Scott. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. Additional performance this Sun and Nov. 30, 7 pm. No performance this Thu. $22-$30. To Nov. 30. Redtwist Theatre, 1044 W. Bryn Mawr. (773) 728-7529.

SIX DEGREES OF SEPARATION. Signal Ensemble Theatre presents John Guare’s comic tragedy about a man’ who creates a web of confusion and pain in his search for meaningful human contact. Directed by Ronan Marra. Thu-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $15, $20. To Dec. 20. Chopin Theatre, 1543 W. Division. (773) 347-1350.

SIX YEARS. New Leaf Theatre presents Sharr White’s drama that follows a couple from shortly after World War II until 1973. Fri, 8 pm; closes Sat, 8 pm. $18. Lincoln Park Cultural Center, 2045 N. Lincoln Park West. (773) 516-3546.

THE SKYWAY IS FALLING. Illegal Drama presents Matt Rieger’s comedy about four bungling criminals who set out to rob Chicago’s landmark toll plaza. Fri-Sat, 7 pm. $15. To Dec. 6. Acme Art Works, St. Paul’s Church, 2215 North. (312) 218-2548.

SOMEONE WHO’LL WATCH OVER ME. Piven Theatre presents Frank McGuinness’ drama about an Englishman, Irishman and an American who are taken hostage in the Middle East. Directed by Jennifer Green. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 2:30 pm. $25. To Dec. 12. Piven Theatre, 927 Noyes, Evanston. (847) 866-8049.

SUNDAY SCHOOL CINEMA. The third comedy in Vicki Quade’s “Sister” series features the nun’s review of current movies. Sun, 3 pm. $30. Open run. Royal George Theatre, 1641 N. Halsted. (312) 988-9000. (Recommended, Budasi)

TESTER. 20% Theatre presents Jennifer Dobby’s play about a woman who threatens to leave her husband unless he gets his act together by Christmas Eve. Directed by Nicole Gilman. Thu-Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 7 pm. No performance this Thu- Nov. 28. $20. To Dec. 6. Viaduct Theater, 3111 N. Western. (773) 296-6024.

THAT’S WEIRD, GRANDMA. Barrel of Monkeys presents a series of stories based on their creative writing program with students in Chicago Public Schools. Mon, 8 pm. No performance Dec. 22, Jan. 26. $5, $10. Open run. Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. (312) 409-1954.

THE THUGS. Profiles Theatre presents Adam Bock’s dark comedy about the mysterious things happening on the ninth floor of a big law firm. Directed by Joe Jahraus. Wed, 8 pm; Sat-Sun, 4 pm. $25. To Dec. 14. Profiles Theatre, 4147 N. Broadway. (773) 549-1815. (Highly recommended, Weiss)

TOMORROW MORNING. Laurence Mark Wythe’s musical about two couples — one contemplating the end of their relationship, the other on the brink of a deeper commitment. Thu-Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 5, 8 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $28.50-$34.50. To Dec. 7. Greenhouse Theater Center, 2257 N. Lincoln. (773) 404-7336. (Recommended, Weiss)

TONY ’N’ TINA’S WEDDING. The marriage of Valentina Vitale and Anthony Nunzio is the inspiration for an indoor theme park devoted entirely to a comic-book Italian-American wedding from hell. Directed by Larry Pellegrini. Wed-Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 5 pm. $56-$67. Open run. Piper’s Alley, 230 W. North. (312) 664-8844.

TOO MUCH LIGHT MAKES THE BABY GO BLIND. The Neo-Futurists present 30 shows in 60 minutes, socially and politically based. Fri-Sat, 11:30 pm; Sun, 7 pm. $7 plus the roll of a six-sided die ($8-$13). Open run. Neo-Futurarium, 5153 N. Ashland. (773) 275-5255.

2012. Governors of Space present Chris Churchill and Matt Riggs play about a young couple who use a public access station to spread the word about an upcoming change in human consciousness. Fri, 8:30 pm; closes Sat, 8:30 pm. $20.12. Elsewhere Theater, 3036 W. Chicago. (773) 290-0081.

THE UNCONQUERED. Trap Door Theatre presents Torben Betts satirical portrait of patriarchy, political indolence and over-reaction. Directed by Beata Pilch. Thu-Sat, 8 pm. Additional performance Dec. 7, 14, 7 pm. No performance this Thu. $20. To Dec. 19. Trap Door Theatre, 1655 W. Cortland. (773) 384-0494.

A VERY MERRY UNAUTHORIZED SCIENTOLOGY PAGEANT. A Red Orchid Theatre presents Kyle Jarrow’s satirical musical Scientology. Co-directed by Lance Baker and Steve Wilson. Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 7, 9 pm; Sun, 3 pm. $20, $25. To Dec. 28. A Red Orchid Theatre, 1531 N. Wells. (312) 943-8722.

WELL. Next Theatre presents Lisa Kron’s memoir about her mother’s fight for racial integration and healthy communities in Landing, Mich. Directed by Damon Kiely. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri-Sat, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. Additional performance this Mon, 7:30 pm; Nov. 29, Dec. 6, 2 pm. No performance this Thu-Nov. 28. $23-$38. To Dec. 14. Noyes Cultural Arts Center, 927 Noyes, Evanston. (847) 475-1875, ext. 2.

WHERE’S MY MONEY? Dramatis Personae presents John Patrick Shanley’s comedy about the institution of marriage. Fri-Sat, 8 pm; closes Sun, 7 pm. $15. Gorilla Tango Theatre, 1919 N. Milwaukee. (773) 598-4549.

WICKED. Broadway in Chicago presents Stephen Schwartz and Winnie Holzman’s adaptation of Gregory Maguire’s book that tells the untold tale of the witches of Oz. Directed by Joe Mantello. Tue, 7:30 pm; Wed, 2, 7:30 pm; Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 8 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $25-$90. To Jan. 29. Ford Center for the Performing Arts, Oriental Theatre, 24 W. Randolph. (312) 902-1400. (Highly recommended, Davenport)

WINTER PAGEANT REDUX. Redmoon Theater presents its holiday spectacle. Fri, 8 pm; Sat, 2, 5, 8 pm; Sun, 2, 5 pm. $10, $15. To Dec. 21. Redmoon Theater, 1438 W. Kinzie. (312) 850-8440.

MEDIEVAL TIMES DINNER AND TOURNAMENT CASTLE. 11th century jousting, sword-fighting and knights on horseback provide the entertainment as guests feast on a four-course banquet. Also, displays of medieval artifacts. Wed-Fri, 7:30 pm; Sat, 7 pm; Sun, 4 pm. Doors open one hour before the show. Prices include dinner, show and beverages. Adults, $47.95; children 12 and under, $33.95. Prices and showtimes subject to change. Reservations required. Medieval Times Dinner and Tournament, Roselle and Northwest Tollway, Schaumburg. (847) 843-3900.

TOMMY GUN’S GARAGE. A 1920s musical comedy revue set in a Prohibition-era speakeasy with dinner. Thu, 7:30 pm; Fri, 8:30 pm; Sat, 7:30 pm; Sun, 7 pm. Dinner begins 90 minutes before the show. $58-$68. Reservations required. Open run. Free parking lot, at side of building. Tommy Gun’s Garage, 2114 S. Wabash. (312) 225-0273.

THE ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN MARBLES AND HIS ACTING SQUAD. Provision Theater presents a series of episodic musicals that first debuted in the 1960s-1980s. Sat, 11 am; Sun, noon. $12, $15. To Dec. 14. Storefront Theater, 66 E. Randolph. (312) 742-8497.

BRIDGE AT TERABITHIA. Apple Tree Youth Theatre presents an adapation of Katherine Paterson’s classic novel. This Fri-Sat, 7:30 pm. $10. Apple Tree Theatre, 1850 Green Bay, Highland Park. (847) 432-4335.

DUCK FOR PRESIDENT. Lifeline Theatre presents James E. Grote’s musical adaptation of Doreen Cronin’s children’s book. Directed by Shole Milos. Sat, 1 pm; Sun, 11 am, 1 pm. $12. To Nov. 30. Lifeline Theatre, 6912 N. Glenwood. (773) 761-4477.

HOLES. Adventure Stage Chicago presents Louis Sachar’s adaptation of his popular children’s novel. Directed by Matthew Reeder. Sat-Sun, 2pm. Additional performance this Tue and Dec. 2, 4-5, 9-11, 16-18, 10:30 am. $12-$17. To Dec. 18. Vittum Theater, 1012 N. Noble. (773) 342-4141.

IF ALL THE WORLD WERE PAPER. Chicago Children’s Theatre presents Tim Webb’s interactive musical that follows the journey of Paper Girl from her birth as a string of paper cut-outs, to the bottom of the sea of ink, to a colorful jungle island. Directed by Jacqueline Russell. Tue, Thu, 11 am; Sat, noon, 2 pm; Sun, noon. No performance this Thu. Additional performance Nov. 30, 2 pm. $18, $28. To Nov. 30. Museum of Science and Industry, 57th and Lake Shore. (773) 227-0180.

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. Chicago Kids Company presents the classic tale. Sat, 10 am. To Nov. 22. Wilmette Theater, 1122 Central, Wilmette. (847) 251-7424. Mon-Fri, 10:30 am. Additional performance this Fri, Sat, 1 pm; Mon-Wed, noon. $10. Closes Wed. Beverly Arts Center, 2407 W. 111th. (773) 205-9600.

MAGIC TREE HOUSE: THE MUSICAL. Based on Mary Pope Osborne’s Magic Tree House books. This Sat, 11 am, 3 pm; Sun, 2 pm. $22-$41. Center for the Performing Arts, Governors State University, One University Parkway, University Park.. (815) 756-1263.

SLEEPING BEAUTY. Chicago Kids Company presents the classic tale. Mon-Fri, 10:30 am. Additional performance this Fri, Mon-Wed, noon. $10. To Dec. 12. St. Patrick Performing Arts Center, 5900 W. Belmont. (773) 205-9600.

STILL LIFE WITH IRIS. Chicago Playworks presents Steven Dietz’s play about a group of children who set out on an adventure to recover treasured memories. Directed by John Jenkins. Tue-Thu, 10 am; Sat, 2 pm. No performance this Thu and Nov. 29. Additional performance Dec. 3, 5, 10 am. $8. To Dec. 6. Merle Reskin Theatre, 60 E. Balbo. (312) 922-1999.